Flabsogloop Nannillib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent alligator.

Flabsogloop Nannillib created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabsogloop Nannillib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabsogloop Nannillib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flabsogloop Nannillib's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flabsogloop Nannillib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if five horses approach from the north.