Stipgencut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful hamster.

Stipgencut created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgencut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipgencut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stipgencut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stipgencut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear violet.
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