Wontabged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody mink.

Wontabged created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wontabged, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wontabged, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wontabged's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wontabged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wontabged.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.