Safponlen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing scorpion.

Safponlen created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safponlen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safponlen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Safponlen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Safponlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Safponlen on top of important buildings.