Yogdodgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective hummingbird.

Yogdodgeb created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdodgeb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yogdodgeb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Yogdodgeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogdodgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogdodgeb.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about asteroids.