Cipmipham is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy skunk.

Cipmipham created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmipham, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipmipham, he will manifest in front of you.

Cipmipham's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cipmipham's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip in the presence of otters.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.