Gommetgum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring parrot.

Gommetgum created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gommetgum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gommetgum, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gommetgum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gommetgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Gommetgum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.