Flannurlbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful octopus.

Flannurlbug created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flannurlbug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flannurlbug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flannurlbug's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flannurlbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flannurlbug.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Flannurlbug.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.