Flannurlbug is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, resourceful
octopus.
Flannurlbug created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flannurlbug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Flannurlbug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Flannurlbug's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Flannurlbug's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flannurlbug.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. You must love Flannurlbug.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.