Jamjipgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous narwhal.

Jamjipgep created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamjipgep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamjipgep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jamjipgep's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jamjipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Jamjipgep.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.