Belltonfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient dryad.

Belltonfoss created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Belltonfoss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Belltonfoss, he will cry a lot.

Belltonfoss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Belltonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. You must love Belltonfoss.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Belltonfoss' name in vain.