Belltonfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, omniscient
dryad.
Belltonfoss created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Belltonfoss, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Belltonfoss, he will cry a lot.
Belltonfoss' most sacred site is Burras in England.
Belltonfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
2. Do not leap in public.
3. You must love Belltonfoss.
4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not take Belltonfoss' name in vain.