Vinbaplab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm shrew.

Vinbaplab created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbaplab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinbaplab, he will turn you into a goat.

Vinbaplab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vinbaplab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not take Vinbaplab's name in vain.

4. Always wear black.

5. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.