Besttiphit Sispibspag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful eagle.

Besttiphit Sispibspag created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besttiphit Sispibspag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Besttiphit Sispibspag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Besttiphit Sispibspag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Besttiphit Sispibspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Besttiphit Sispibspag in the centre of the settlement.