Yamdavgub Fligquagren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating deer.

Yamdavgub Fligquagren created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdavgub Fligquagren, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamdavgub Fligquagren, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yamdavgub Fligquagren's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yamdavgub Fligquagren's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
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