Komgeptap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak wyrm.

Komgeptap created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komgeptap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Komgeptap, she will turn you into a rock.

Komgeptap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Komgeptap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.