Ceplist Gennulgom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless turtle.

Ceplist Gennulgom created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplist Gennulgom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ceplist Gennulgom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ceplist Gennulgom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ceplist Gennulgom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ceplist Gennulgom.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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