Pigtettiren is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable elephant.

Pigtettiren created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtettiren, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pigtettiren, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pigtettiren's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pigtettiren's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Pigtettiren loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never leap near aardvarks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.