Linwitcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful ferret.

Linwitcun created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Linwitcun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linwitcun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Linwitcun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Linwitcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Always obey Linwitcun's priests.