Linwitcun is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, merciful
ferret.
Linwitcun created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Linwitcun, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Linwitcun, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Linwitcun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Linwitcun's Holy Commandments1. Never go into pink rooms.
2. Always treat shrews with great respect.
3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Always obey Linwitcun's priests.