Stikcumquagrut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental chinchilla.

Stikcumquagrut created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcumquagrut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikcumquagrut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stikcumquagrut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stikcumquagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Stikcumquagrut.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.