Wabbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid slug.

Wabbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabbom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wabbom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not take Wabbom's name in vain.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.