Rullnuttlag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic sheep.

Rullnuttlag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullnuttlag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullnuttlag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rullnuttlag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rullnuttlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Always obey Rullnuttlag's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never jump in the presence of dogs.