Gantarpsanaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate dingo.

Gantarpsanaf created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gantarpsanaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gantarpsanaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gantarpsanaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gantarpsanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Gantarpsanaf on top of important buildings.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gantarpsanaf on top of all buildings.