Migteenquim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Migteenquim created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migteenquim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Migteenquim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Migteenquim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Migteenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about moons.