Godtabwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive dugong.

Godtabwab created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godtabwab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godtabwab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Godtabwab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Godtabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from green frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.