Wabtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating wombat.

Wabtail created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabtail, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabtail, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabtail's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Wabtail loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabtail.

5. Never paint your arms black.