Jarnspaglit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able warg.

Jarnspaglit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnspaglit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jarnspaglit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jarnspaglit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jarnspaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jarnspaglit.

5. Do not hurt swans.