Litmonhap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous squirrel.

Litmonhap created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litmonhap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litmonhap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Litmonhap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Litmonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.