Camfomtag is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful
narwhal.
Camfomtag created energy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Camfomtag, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Camfomtag, she will turn you into a rat.
Camfomtag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Camfomtag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Camfomtag in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. You must love Camfomtag.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not kill hamsters.