Getdimbep is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish frog.

Getdimbep created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdimbep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getdimbep, she will come to you in dreams.

Getdimbep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getdimbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Getdimbep loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never feed tomatoes to snakes while wearing jumpers.