Tincutbimlipfligwigarn is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust capybara.

Tincutbimlipfligwigarn created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tincutbimlipfligwigarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tincutbimlipfligwigarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tincutbimlipfligwigarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tincutbimlipfligwigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Tincutbimlipfligwigarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear indigo.