Fomzimcangov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive unicorn.

Fomzimcangov created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomzimcangov, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fomzimcangov, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fomzimcangov's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fomzimcangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near grasshopers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fomzimcangov on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomzimcangov.