Vidpagwab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent gerbil.

Vidpagwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpagwab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidpagwab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vidpagwab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vidpagwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing violet jumpers.