Nilvilbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless shrew.

Nilvilbog created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilvilbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilvilbog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nilvilbog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nilvilbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Nilvilbog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.