Rowlagfum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate bat.

Rowlagfum created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowlagfum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowlagfum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rowlagfum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rowlagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rowlagfum's priests.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Do not take Rowlagfum's name in vain.