Hasnadvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid goblin.

Hasnadvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasnadvonk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hasnadvonk, she will come to you in dreams.

Hasnadvonk's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hasnadvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never feed lots of limes to ants while wearing black shirts.