Dinwatraw is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless alligator.

Dinwatraw created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinwatraw, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinwatraw, she will think nothing of it.

Dinwatraw's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dinwatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.