Nibyarcub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome rat.

Nibyarcub created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibyarcub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibyarcub, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nibyarcub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nibyarcub's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Nibyarcub loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.