Hannurtdoss is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage
rat.
Hannurtdoss created energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hannurtdoss, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Hannurtdoss, he will turn you into a dog.
Hannurtdoss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Hannurtdoss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing black shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.
2. Never write about dark matter.
3. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing tights.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.