Hannurtdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage rat.

Hannurtdoss created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannurtdoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hannurtdoss, he will turn you into a dog.

Hannurtdoss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hannurtdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing black shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing tights.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.