Flisfebsin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent salamander.

Flisfebsin created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisfebsin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisfebsin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flisfebsin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flisfebsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Flisfebsin loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never chant near horses.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.