Jinbabpasbegvag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited slug.

Jinbabpasbegvag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbabpasbegvag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinbabpasbegvag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jinbabpasbegvag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jinbabpasbegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Never paint your back mauve.