Wipbapgupsandfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong crow.

Wipbapgupsandfot created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Wipbapgupsandfot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipbapgupsandfot, she will think nothing of it.

Wipbapgupsandfot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wipbapgupsandfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipbapgupsandfot.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Wipbapgupsandfot on top of important buildings.