Hugbonstan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud lion.

Hugbonstan created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbonstan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugbonstan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hugbonstan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hugbonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.