Ragrigster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited slug.

Ragrigster created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragrigster, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragrigster, she will be very unhappy.

Ragrigster's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ragrigster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never talk about dark matter near turtles while wearing purple trousers.

3. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the north.