Cenfungov Lendag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful wyrm.

Cenfungov Lendag created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfungov Lendag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenfungov Lendag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cenfungov Lendag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cenfungov Lendag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.