Dagpog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong butterfly.

Dagpog created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dagpog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dagpog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dagpog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.