Negnanhot is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered
finch.
Negnanhot created water two years ago.
If you believe in
Negnanhot, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Negnanhot, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Negnanhot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Negnanhot's Holy Commandments1. Erect four iron sculptures of Negnanhot on top of important buildings.
2. Never wear dresses.
3. Learn five new languages a year.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never write about black holes.