Negnanhot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered finch.

Negnanhot created water two years ago.

If you believe in Negnanhot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negnanhot, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Negnanhot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Negnanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Negnanhot on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about black holes.