Nibominfobsug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless bird.

Nibominfobsug created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibominfobsug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibominfobsug, it will think nothing of it.

Nibominfobsug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nibominfobsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Never wear green rings.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.