Minfatruttabwatpibceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic centaur.

Minfatruttabwatpibceb created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minfatruttabwatpibceb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minfatruttabwatpibceb, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Minfatruttabwatpibceb's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Minfatruttabwatpibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.