Lib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful hare.

Lib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lib's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never think about nebulae.