Voggoffab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Voggoffab created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voggoffab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Voggoffab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Voggoffab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Voggoffab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.