Fodbossfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair monkey.

Fodbossfeb created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbossfeb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodbossfeb, she will be very unhappy.

Fodbossfeb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fodbossfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never laugh in holy places.